Chris Evans makes me so mad like do you need to be that attractive????? Stop being so attractive unless you’re gonna be my husband

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oooh my god i came to sleep in the living room again to get away from the spiders in my room and one just scuttled along the floor Pray For Me

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okay so i know i said i only use okcupid to make fun of people who send me weird gross messages but every so often a really cute girl will message me and im like oh NO Oh My God ive seen the light


the area of exposed skin between a crop top and a pair of high waisted shorts is sacred and magical

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oh my god

oh your god is right sexygeriatrics

when did I say that I still stand by it tho


Aubrey Plaza - Nylon Magazine - September 2014

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Father and daughter. Late 1910s.

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This is not a fan-fic.

This is a true encounter.

Because I made friends with a security guard, I got a free ticket to the world premiere screening of Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier, AND I got a free pass into the official after party.

Chris Evans is literally the sweetest person I have ever met.

Chris walked down from the VIP section and stood at a table by himself for a moment. I called his name from a few feet away and he looked at me with eyebrows raised to acknowledge me as he leaned in and took a step forward. I nervously stuck my hand out for him to shake and said “Hi, my name is Jasmine and I was wondering if I could take a picture with you. He said, “Oh absolutely.” Then as I stuck my phone out I asked him how he felt about a goofy photo and he agreed, only he didn’t make a goofy face and I regrettably did the duck face. My ridiculous face contrasts so much with his flawless smirk. I put my hand down and looked at the ground and said “Thank you very much. It’s so…nice…to meet….you. I’m sorry, I’m really nervous right now.” As I said that I lightly grabbed his arm, as if we were bffs or something, and he made no attempt to pull away. I leaned closer to speak in his ear because the music was so loud in the room and I said, “Its really crazy that I’m even here right now because the only reason that I am is because I made friends with a security guard who got me in.” After I said that his face lit up and he said something similar to, “That’s the way to do it!” As he said that he put his hand up for a high-five which I eagerly returned. But at the top of that high-five we didn’t just slap and go. Instead our hands clasped and slowly lowered down to our sides and we lightly held on for a second before I made him feel uncomfortable. Guys I held hands with Chris Evans. Again, he made no attempt to pull away. Then I asked him for a hug, which he allowed and I told him it meant a lot to be meeting him right now because at the arrivals he came to greet fans but I told him “you went the wrong way” because he didn’t come near me. And he shrugged his shoulders and laughed. I told him that even though the party wasn’t over, now I was going to go home because “my mission is accomplished and all I really wanted to do tonight was meet you” When I said this he tilted his head and said “Aw, come here” and pulled me in for another hug which he squeezed tight for. I closed my eyes and squeezed back as I took in the fact that I was hugging Chris Evans. No….the fact that Chris Evans was hugging ME (And it lasted like 3 Mississippi seconds yo.) I told him thank you again and turned to walk out. I strutted out of the hard Rock Cafe surrounded by security and screaming fans with the biggest smile on my face.

And now that American flag sweater will be my favorite piece of clothing forever.

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